Tales of what its like to be on the OTHER side of the scale. This is the story of a fat girl.

I’m a dirty girl

September 25th, 2006

Yes, I’m a dirty girl. No, I’m not talking about being a sexually depraved person (that’s an entirely different post)… I’m talking cleanliness here. I realize you are all probably about to vomit in your mouths, but let me continue please :) .

I think this has something to do with being able to work at home, but basically, I only shower every other day or so. I wonder if I’m alone in this. I’m sure those who work out of the home shower everyday, but do you do it on weekends as well?

I try and work out everyday and when I don’t have a full hour to devote to it, I will do a little in the morning, a little, in the afternoon, a little wherever I can fit in the time basically. Well, my rationale goes something like this:

I wake up… why should I shower when I’m about to work out. So after my workout when I’m able to rest, why don’t I shower then? Well, why get clean when I’d like to work out some more later if I get the time. This is a continuous cycle I’m afraid and yes, with this rationale I could really never shower, couldn’t I? I just shaved my legs the other day after a month of not. Today is Monday and I haven’t showered since Saturday. Will I shower today.. probably. But if I don’t need to do anything or see anyone, why should I shower after my workout tomorrow morning. I can just save a little extra water and shower on Wednesday.

Also, if I’m all clean and smelling delicious.. I don’t want to work out b/c I don’t want to get stinky. My head’s all jacked up :D

Okay.. proceed to vomit. Have a nice day.

3 Comments »

  1. I could have written this post. I’m the same exact way. People just don’t seem to understand that there’s a method to my madness! Or madness to my method. ha ha!

    Comment by Shannon — September 25, 2006 @ 5:42 pm

  2. Gosh, and I thought I was the only one.. horrible isn’t it!

    Getting over it now though.. realised I could shower in less than 2 minutes.. its the hair.. damn long thing thats a problem!

    Comment by Ros — November 12, 2006 @ 12:10 pm

  3. i used to get all worked up about everything that life demands, like eating, sleeping, having to pee, having to shower, we’re so high maintenance! it’s a pain in da butt.. i thought your post was fun, i’ve been trolling the web for fat acceptance blogs.. i’m not sure how i got here..

    Comment by Elaine — December 31, 2007 @ 10:30 pm

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