Yes, I’m a dirty girl. No, I’m not talking about being a sexually depraved person (that’s an entirely different post)… I’m talking cleanliness here. I realize you are all probably about to vomit in your mouths, but let me continue please .

I think this has something to do with being able to work at home, but basically, I only shower every other day or so. I wonder if I’m alone in this. I’m sure those who work out of the home shower everyday, but do you do it on weekends as well?

I try and work out everyday and when I don’t have a full hour to devote to it, I will do a little in the morning, a little, in the afternoon, a little wherever I can fit in the time basically. Well, my rationale goes something like this:

I wake up… why should I shower when I’m about to work out. So after my workout when I’m able to rest, why don’t I shower then? Well, why get clean when I’d like to work out some more later if I get the time. This is a continuous cycle I’m afraid and yes, with this rationale I could really never shower, couldn’t I? I just shaved my legs the other day after a month of not. Today is Monday and I haven’t showered since Saturday. Will I shower today.. probably. But if I don’t need to do anything or see anyone, why should I shower after my workout tomorrow morning. I can just save a little extra water and shower on Wednesday.

Also, if I’m all clean and smelling delicious.. I don’t want to work out b/c I don’t want to get stinky. My head’s all jacked up

Okay.. proceed to vomit. Have a nice day.